In search of some unique badass smoking captions? You’ve come to the right place.
Using the right caption for posting your smoking picture can make a lot of difference. This is why I came up with these sassy long and short smoking captions and quotes for Instagram.
99 Badass Smoking Captions to Showcase Your Style
Get scrolling through my list of cool smoking captions and pick the one that brings out your inner badass and is perfect for your social media handle.
| 1. The only thing smaller than 6” and tastes good in my mouth. |
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| 2. To Weed or Not To Weed |
| 3. Where there is smoke, smokers are close. |
| 4. I want to grow old with you, smoking pot on a beach. |
| 5. Smoke Up and get lost… |
| 6. Poke or Smoke |
| 7. I take it one drag at a time… |
| 8. Smoking Kills… The urge for Nicotine |
| 9. Ciggy… It’s dope without weed |
| 10. They said ‘You smoke too much because you are alone, find a companion’… So, I found Tuffy ‘Now we puff on a cigarette together’… |
| 11. When you can’t kick those butts… just throw some around |
| 12. Why be a secondhand smoker? Level up your game. |
| 13. If you weigh me you’ll know, I’m a light smoker. |
| 14. You think I’m addicted… Wait till you meet my parents |
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Cool Smoking Quotes & Captions for Instagram
| 15. Roll, Light, Puff, Rings, Repeat |
| 16. I’m not an expert on tobacco. I’m just a Social Smoker. |
| 17. I was about to quit smoking. But that’s when I learned about Skinny Smokers. Now I’m back in the game. |
| 18. My lips crave for a roll |
| 19. Inhale, Exhale… Inhale, Exhale… Inhale, Exhale… Feel Any Better |
| 20. Ciggys are a swag in the butt |
| 21. My swag… Deal with it or or Leave Me Alone |
| 22. He gave me ten good reasons to quit smoking. I gave him an attitude… Now we crack on the pot together. |
| 23. Now I know why life is all foggy. I lonely… I smoke. I party… I smoke. I socialize… I smoke. I wake up… I smoke… Ahhh My eyes also smoky |
| 24. No wonder I’m hooked to bidi |
| 25. Everytime I hear Shisha… |
| 26. Hooked to Hookah |
| 27. I believe silence is golden… So I smoke a pipe. |
| 28. There’s only enough that I can take… Then I smoke my way out! |
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Short Smoking Captions for IG
| 29. Smoking is injurious to health only when you smoke with the wrong people. |
| 30. No BT’s please (BT means Bad Trip) |
| 31. Pot Hunting |
| 32. Hi Hookah, Hi Hookah… Hi, Hi! |
| 33. With every drag I take, I become more peaceful. |
| 34. Everytime I realize how fucked up my life is… I get stoned again |
| 35. If you need me… Look for a Shisha Bar |
| 36. Wherever I go, I create smoke |
| 37. Baby you are my high… You make me fly |
| 38. Welcome to the smoke chamber |
| 39. Pipe or Roll… when I see either, I can’t control |
| 40. Now I know what joint families look like… High |
| 41. When I was young, no one told me staying in a joint was way cooler |
| 42. Roll-in…and Join-in |
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| 43. This shit hit me hard… What is it? |
| 44. O’My My, I’m smoking hot!! |
| 45. I Swag with a Fag |
| 46. Burning my stress off |
| 47. I was dope high. But I still couldn’t fly… Just wondering, what may have gone wrong? |
| 48. Hey don’t teach your mama how to roll |
| 49. I love to hold the golden glow in between my fingers. |
| 50. Ciggy why? bcoz it’s trending high… |
| 51. I learned the power of silence the day I started smoking weed… |
| 52. I don’t know if I’ll die from smoking… So, I decided to take a chance |
| 53. I rolled two up and burned one down |
| 54. I just wanna get high |
| 55. I woke up and decided to clean my room. But then, I got high |
| 56. Roll or the Pipe… When you can’t make up your mind |
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Insta Attitude Captions for Smokers
| 57. Let’s go get stoned |
| 58. When you are high on vacations, You give into temptations |
| 59. Baby this one time, when I rolled it right |
| 60. Smokers all around… share an unseen bond |
| 61. Every smoker has a story… Let’s hear yours |
| 62. When you have to decide between cope & dope? … I dope |
| 63. You say ciggie is toxic… you haven’t been out meeting people yet… |
| 64. A cigar in my mouth saves me the trouble of explaining myself to everyone. |
| 65. I’m a Bad, Bad girl… |
| 66. Confessions of a Smokoholic |
| 67. I had a kick-ass evening. We started of lighting a cigarette and ended up having a bong |
| 68. A strong, independent, fearless woman knows her game well. |
| 69. Calm, composed & serene… How else do you reckon I keep my sanity? |
| 70. When people can’t reach my standard, they call me bitch with an attitude. |
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| 71. That ‘fuck off’ look on my face |
| 72. I can put your world on fire…all I need is a ciggie and a lighter. |
| 73. Don’t you dare… B’coz I’m not the kinds to spare |
| 74. Never take a girl with a joint attitude for granted |
| 75. You don’t mess up with the lady who knows her smoking shit well. |
| 76. Lighting up my worries |
| 77. Smoke Power |
| 78. They said J’s give you a high… |
| 79. Hey gal… Don’t lose your power |
| 80. In a mood to take the world over… |
| 81. Do I look like I care |
| 82. You don’t wanna mess with me… Now do ya |
| 83. Every smoker be like |
| 84. Every morning I wake up to get lost again |
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Swaggy Smoking Captions & Quotes
| 85. Let’s spread some smoke around |
| 86. All you need is an attitude and the right brand of cigarettes |
| 87. Happiness comes in all flavours |
| 88. My love… for all things bad |
| 89. Just changing attitude |
| 90. One cigarette at a time |
| 91. I am classy and a bit sassy… And I love being bossy |
| 92. You can’t match my level |
| 93. First J to the other, Let’s roll up together |
| 94. I started forgetting things… I thought I was aging… But then I read somewhere that smoking reduces memory power. Now I am relieved |
| 95. Just doing my smoky bit |
| 96. It’s hard to manipulate a woman who has her basics right |
| 97. Don’t mess with the messy lady |
| 98. It was all too much… so I decided to smoke away my stress. |
| 99. If you wish to stick around longer, you have to start loving all my bad habits. |
I hope you were able to find the perfect badass smoking captions for your pictures. I would love to know your thoughts, so feel free to reach out to me in the comment section below.
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