Looking for the perfect way to express your feelings towards an ex-lover? I got you covered with my savage captions for Ex.
Moving on is good, letting them know – GREAT and I know this from personal experience. My collection of captions and short poems for ex lovers will help you let out those pent-up emotions.
| 1. Rains of all these years
Scream of Juliet’s tears And Romeo’s, from the heavens For how you butchered the meaning of love |
| 2. Narrowly escaped my killer
Dagger not too deep to kill I am my own surgeon Tonight I let myself heal |
| 3. I made curtains & carpets of the red flags Now they suffocate my breath, wrapped around my face The house so red I can’t see the blood Can’t see how much I bled stabbed by your disgrace |
| 4. There’s poison in your breath The kisses are fatal There are toxins on your fingers The touches are lethal You are dangerous, and I wanna live |
| 5. I haven’t lost faith in love I’ve lost faith in you I’ll mend my broken heart And find love in someone I value |
| 6. Roses are red Violets are blue I love flowers But not from you |
| 7. Delicate Delusion That broke in a blow Dysfunctional Dilemma Will shred away slow |
| 8. I was insane to have you But completely sane to leave you |
| 9. First time you met was cute Second time you met was rude Third time you met was eww Last time you met was phew… |
| 10. And in the nights I was tangled up with a parasite Until I was strangled, but I survived Loving you was a regret, leaving you is my right |
| 11. Searching for love, I fell into a mirage Your tricks & illusions, smart montage Love was a game you thought you won But I had left for the oasis way too long |
| 12. No remorse, No Regret You can’t be rejuvenated Your pool of emotions is dry Your love is a hallucination I created |
| 13. I saw your dual face Behind your poker face Through the phases of betrayal & lies I expose the truth on your real face Throw in vein your covers and tries |
| 14. Eyes trick, and mind goes blind But heart senses the truth My instincts bared the wolf Long before it shined |
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Savage Quotes for Ex Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
| 15. There’s hope in the hopeless There’s care in the careless There’s light in the dark, And water in the desert But never search love in the loveless |
| 16. Daydreams became nightmares As off the mask slipped Devil veils the evils To search for love to demolish |
| 17. Break up before you break |
| 18. You don’t deserve the worst of whom you give your best to. |
| 19. Bought some aspirin for your new girlfriend/ boyfriend. |
| 20. I am too much in love with myself to be jealous of others. |
| 21. You are the most dashing one in the crowd but then all that glitters ain’t gold. |
| 22. On diet. No more unhealthy food, no more unhealthy relationships. |
| 23. Trust is a fragile thing. Don’t give it to people who don’t know how to handle it. |
| 24. Life is you of gambles, and you were the worst of all. |
| 25. I’d rather have a dog than a bitch |
| 26. Your memories are like garbage. Gotta vacuum my mind asap. |
| 27. Now I have the whole pizza to myself 😆 |
| 28. Darling, your heart’s a treasure. Don’t just throw it on random people who don’t deserve it. |
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Subtle Moving On Captions for Ex Lovers
| 29. I’m really gonna miss….. Nothing. |
| 30. You know what hurts more than a heartbreak? YOU. |
| 31. Yeah I am soft-hearted. And you can’t break soft things. |
| 32. There’s still a piece of you within me…… here, take it back. |
| 33. The height of human stupidity can be illustrated in me choosing someone like you. |
| 34. Now I realize why it was so dark. You were blocking the light. |
| 35. Something reminds me of you everyday. Then I flush it. |
| 36. Breaking up with you to patch up with happiness again. |
| 37. When you came, I smiled. When you went away, I smiled more. |
| 38. I thought you were my world. Now that you are gone, I actually see the world. |
| 39. They say bad things will go away with time… It finally did! |
| 40. You seriously made me doubt my worth, but oh dear, you couldn’t change it a bit. |
| 41. Recently bought a pesticide and haven’t seen my ex since then |
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Indifferent Attitude Captions for Ex
| 42. Life is too short to be living with idiots |
| 43. Whenever I look at you, I feel all these butterflies in me fluttering like crazy desperate to LEAVE |
| 44. Love is blind. Mine was dumb. |
| 45. When ex calls you to say he misses you- Me: uhh…sorry who are you again? |
| 46. Feels great to be myself again |
| 47. Moving on is difficult ‘coz I loved you TOO much? Dude, if that’s how much I loved YOU, then think how much I love ME |
| 48. Me to my ex: My fridge is not working, can I borrow your heart? |
| 49. Dear ex, stop wearing black you’re already too shady. |
| 50. You don’t need to return my heart. It came running to me quite a long time ago. |
| 51. I can make a dress out of all the red flags you gave me |
| 52. Some breakups are sad. And some are FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC. |
| 53. Haven’t deleted our pics yet, coz ohh….how gorgeous I look |
| 54. Plz don’t cry…. you look like a damn crocodile. |
| 55. If I ever get a time machine, I’ll do anything to convince my past self to get transferred a thousand miles away from you. |
| 56. Love can be difficult. But love for the wrong person is DEADLY. |
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Diss Captions for Ex Boyfriend/ Girlfriend
| 57. That was a different time when you got me. Now I am way out of your league so bye. |
| 58. Grateful to my ex for making me immune to stupid people. |
| 59. Wherever I see your name.. it’s value decreases. |
| 60. In my perfect universe, you don’t exist. |
| 61. Bad Omens are a lie, they don’t really exist- My ex: let me introduce myself |
| 62. Worst exes give the best break up parties |
| 63. Being evil is a thing, but being my ex is a whole different thing. |
| 64. Stronger, hotter, better…..and single😁 |
| 65. Some people have the potential to ruin your life even after they are long gone |
| 66. Wanna hear a joke? …. My ex |
| 67. Haven’t blocked you from anywhere so that you see me everyday and cry like a baby. |
| 68. Is it a coincidence that ex and axe sound kinda similar? Not to me |
| 69. I hope my ex gets someone like my ex |
| 70. One day, I will find the person who will make me forget my ex. Wait… I gotcha! Me! |
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Spicy Insta Captions for Former Lovers
| 71. OMG I JUST SAW MY EX! Where’s my sanitizer?! |
| 72. *still searching for the perfect cuss word to describe ex* |
| 73. You remind me of…… oh damn what thing’s as stupid as you? |
| 74. Stop calling me because just to make you happy I won’t make myself sad again |
| 75. If you call that “love” then either you are the stupidest person in the world, or the meaning of that word has been secretly changed without my knowledge. |
| 76. Moving on is the best revenge. |
| 77. I am tired or making sacrifices for you, so I am just gonna sacrifice you instead. |
| 78. It is indeed a fact that existential crisis begins with “ex” |
| 79. Some people are like time bombs. Throw ’em out before it’s too late. |
| 80. If all the things that you said are true, then I am definitely a mermaid. |
| 81. I always used to wonder what kinda people hell is full of, then I met my ex. |
| 82. Some people make you choose between them and self-respect, as if that’s a choice. |
| 83. Now I know the reason X is followed by Y. Ex… Why? |
| 84. I loved your smell until you started getting fishy. |
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What Quotes & Captions to Use to Make My Ex Jealous?
| 85. It’s a rainy day… I really wish to keep you warm….by setting you up on fire. |
| 86. I saw you in my dream last night. Haven’t slept since then. |
| 87. Second chance means second break up |
| 88. You were a priority until I became a choice. |
| 89. Watch out my ex! He is too hot (headed) to handle… |
| 90. I don’t need no sunscreen, my ex is shady af |
| 91. True love exists. You were just searching for it in the wrong person. |
| 92. My ex is the inspiration behind the new term “love pollution” |
| 93. I was stupid… until I dumped him. |
| 94. I have made many mistakes in my life, but my ex gets the award. |
| 95. Urgently need an ex-repellent |
| 96. You should have known before you laid that net, I ain’t no fish, I’m the great hammerhead |
| 97. Love is like money. Invest it where it grows. |
| 98. Accidentally bumped into my ex today. Oh sorry… it was a chameleon… |
| 99. Alexa, call my ex “Dialed number does not exist” |
I hope my collection of savage captions for ex brought a smile on your face. Go ahead and use these with your posts.
Let the healing begin 🙂
Zanhya Aldaine is a passionate writer with a focus on interplay of words. No wonder, she has a knack for coming up with brilliant caption ideas for Instagram. Zanhya is on her way to become a Psychologist and this is why she understands people so well.